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Dunkelheit
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:43 am    Post subject: Vicovi Reply with quote

sjedi golub na grani i ubije ga vaser vaga
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Najsexy Osoba Foruma


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

xD XD XD XD


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m4r1n



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

de idu 2 cackalice ulicom i vide jeza,
i kazu gle party..xD

dobro smijte se da ne propadne vicxD
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Najsexy Osoba Foruma


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

idu dva štakora mostom,jedan padne a drugi se zvao milovoj :O o0
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m4r1n



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

idu dwa psa ulicom jean se česka a drugi norveškaxD
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CorriX
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teku dva slapa i jedan se sljeva a drugi sdesna
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Shwad
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Joined: 27 Aug 2007
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Location: Bogu iza nogu- Cepin

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sjede sadist, mazohist, serijski ubojica, nekrofil, zoofil i piroman i dosađuju se. Kad jednom digne se zoofil i kaže: "Ajde da uhvatimo jednu mačku."
- doda sadist: "Ajde da uhvatimo jednu mačku,pa da ju mučimo."
- doda serijski ubojica: "Ajde da uhvatimo jednu mačku,da ju mučimo i ubijemo."
- doda nekrofil: "Ajde da uhvatimo mačku, mučimo ju, ubijemo i onda je*emo".
- doda piroman: "Ajde da uhvatimo mačku, mučimo ju, ubijemo, jebemo i zapalimo."

Svi sada gledaju mazohista da vide šta će on reći...digne se on sa klupe,s ve ih pogleda i kaže: "Mijauuu"
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Dunkelheit
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

starooo
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ali dobro
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m4r1n



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

isao je tramvaju ususret ,tramvaj ga nije prepoznao.xD
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m4r1n



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- Koja je razlika između plaće i menstruacije?
- ?
- Nema razlike!
- ???
- Dobiješ je jedom mjesečno, traje četiri, pet dana i poslije se možeš jebati.
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Najsexy Osoba Foruma


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

čemo slovencima služi radar?

za zajebanciju xD
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